I was at Jamba Juice and I ordered a Peanut Butter Moo’d.

And the girl was like, “Ha! A moo for you!”

So I was like, “And my name is Stu!”

And she was like, “Uhh…”

And I was like, “Triple rhyme!”

And she was just like, “…have a nice day!”

This is why I never talk to strangers.